The World's Most Stupid and Slow-Thinking Internet Predator
I had an amusing IM conversation on Monday. A stranger IMed me, and demanded my asl (that's age, sex, and location, if you're not familiar with the lingo). But he/she didn't seem to be expecting me to not be interested, so he/she attempted to pull off some quick thinking, but failed miserably. I now present to you, the world's most stupid and slow-thinking Internet predator: Conversation with fester_jester2000 at 2006-06-26 18:36:18 on biolizard89 (yahoo) (18:36:18) fester_jester2000: hi (18:36:29) biolizard89: Hello, who is this? (18:36:42) fester_jester2000: sum 1 (18:36:46) fester_jester2000: asl? (18:37:02) biolizard89: who is this? (18:37:22) fester_jester2000: the names chelsea (18:37:26) fester_jester2000: u? (18:37:34) biolizard89: And do I know you? (18:38:09) fester_jester2000: idk im looking for one of my friends thats name has to do w/ a lizard (18:38:20) fester_jester2000: so asl? (18:39:05) biolizard89: And you're asking for my asl because you're looking for a friend with a similar sn as me? Sounds fishy to me. (18:39:23) fester_jester2000: well its true! (18:39:33) fester_jester2000: ok are u a gurl? (18:39:50) biolizard89: So why the hell did you answer "sum 1" when I asked who you were, if you thought I might be a friend of yours? (18:40:11) fester_jester2000: well thats my nick name 4 elena! (18:40:49) fester_jester2000: >< ok ow i know that your not her (18:40:53) fester_jester2000: srry (18:41:01) biolizard89: Good, you should be (18:41:09) fester_jester2000: i am srry I really love the "sum 1 is my nick name" part. Someone really should explain to this person about the benefits of not sucking at improvisation. :lol: By the way, that is the person's real YIM screenname, so feel free to send him/her spam and hate mail. :wink: